Friday, August 29, 2008

Simon Volunteers

I think Simon Volunteers should make a project out of refinishing the hardwood floors in my new house/duplex.

I hear they have some incredibly intelligent, sensitive, and thoughtful officers.

Think of the community service they could provide with this extreme makeover!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Damn its easy to watch other people sweat

Isn't the Olympics great! We get to sit around blogging while people practically kill themselves running marathons and stuff. It's so easy to look on and say "come on, you can keep it going...only 7 miles left...and you'll have a gold medal". Of course I think I would literally die (as opposed to a figurative death, like if Poky killed Gumby) if I tried to run even one mile at the pace they run 26 (and we're talking about the women here btw).

Monday, August 11, 2008

Now I'm confused...

Ok, so now I've seen my second presidential campaign commercial. Apparently "the real Obama" molests children or something like that and I guess that McCain is going to make everything better for everyone. Good for him.

Presidential commercial virginity lost

I just saw my first presidential commercial of the season...guess that comes from being in a non-battleground state and not watching that much tv.

It was for Obama. I guess he's going to fix all the problems in the world or something. Good for him.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

No longer getting my blogging ass kicked by Mini Melly

Well, Mini Melly has slowed down in her all-out blog assault. This has allowed me to take the lead with thought provoking, one might say "life changing" blog posts such as this one.

Let's pull it together Mini Melly...your fans are depending on you!

Sunday, August 3, 2008

GBA411 useful in real life?

Who would have thought that GBA411 would turn out to be so useful already in real life? I think I may have a lucrative future business in providing spreadsheet models for complicated divorces.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Getting my blogging ass kicked by MiniMelly

I'm clearly behind in my blogging. MiniMelly is MillyMellifying my blog with her sarcastic criticism...