Odd musings of a burnt out floor refinisher

I've started to wonder if Bush is into instant messaging. It might explain some things. I'm picturing the scene circa late 2001, early 2002...

BushWhacker: Yo wuzzup?
SaddamTheMan: Yo dude.
BushWhacker: How's things in Bagdad
SaddamTheMan: You know the usual...mass murder here, oppression there...totally hot chicks throwing themselves at me...to get away from the dogs...
BushWhacker: ROTFL
BushWhacker: Dude, you know how to live! What else you been up to?
SaddamTheMan: Dude, I gotta tell you about this one. It's freakin awesmew
SaddamTheMan:awesome
BushWhacker: what?
SaddamTheMan: I gots some new WMD (editorial note: he meant "White Monkey Donut", his favorite ska band)
SaddamTheMan: That shit's the bomb yo!
BushWhacker: oh shit, Cheney was right...ttyl
SaddamTheMan: ttyl